Working from home

Is strange. New.

Is filled with moments, at least in the first couple of days, when you will want to strangle someone and relish watching them die (those more knowledgeable say you get used to living with the feeling).

Is lonely.

Is terribly inefficient. Yahoo Messenger will take you a hour to setup. Mails will take ages to open up. And will be about sweets from near and far, which will make you want to cry.

Is liberating.

Has conference calls in which people will mumble among themselves and unless they address you by name, you can best help things by shutting up and counting sheep.

Corrupts.

Makes you proud once you learn to control temptation. Especially around 2.30 p.m. You'll be able to sit on the bed all day and not give in. By the end of the week, you'll have so gotten over it, you'd think nothing of a 5 minute fling, knowing it will not lead to anything more permanent.

Is not half bad! I think i'm ready to break another leg.